when a jewish holiday is coming up but you can’t remember which one
"God of our fathers, we have no calendars, and no clue what we should be doing right now. We hope this is at least partially correct. Amen."
"blessed are you oh lord our g-d, ruler of the universe, who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach….. some season. not sure which. definitely one of them, though."
Thanks for delivering us when…uhm…who was it again? You know, those guys…were persecuting us. That was cool of you.